isn’t it absolutely crazy that the person you are going to marry is somewhere in the world right now. they could be eating, sleeping, staring up at the same sky you do wondering who they are going to marry as well.

ever imagined that there are people who will never get married?

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im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead

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today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

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we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

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“Sei du und nicht was cool ist.”
— South Park - Chefkoch (via seelengekritzel)

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Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with them but you feel like you’re bothering them everytime you try to interact with them but they’re just so cool and you’re just like


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“we’re just
suicidal kids
telling other
suicidal kids
that suicide
isn’t the